I am Eric AKA Frankenstein AKA Rick’s best friend. Ask me anything.

Okay hopefully text to speech works this time okay uhm wait why is it on right now oh crap oh uh um uh uh um okay Alexa Siri Google stop text to speech okay what's the name of the robot bitch on this phone oh right uhm Courtney Cortana oh forget it I'm just gonna stop talking to this stupid dumb phone