Dota 2 Mental Health evaluation

If i lose 2 times in dota i twist my testicles around until it feels like a lich ult is bouncing between my balls. CIA worked with valve to mind control players into bots to play dota, Dota is MKULTRA 2 project to create slave class of humans to play dota 2. Valve is paid by the CIA to implement subliminal mind control program into DOTA 2 through masculine emotional and testicular manipulation. DOTA2 is not rigged game it is made to reprogram humans so 50/50 is not real it is players turned into living bots that causes losses