To my fellow HotH operatives.
Reminder: Do not eat sprinkled cupcakes🧁left suspiciously out the door unless reviewed and approved by Father. There isn't many pizza rolls left in stock, so please make sure to leave a decent amount for your younger siblings! Please do not throw your toys into the fireplace, it caught the rug on fire🔥. Again, please don't eat suspiciously placed foods nor take anonymous gifts UNLESS approved by Father❌.
⚠️Caution⚠️: Do not listen to the silly blue haired masked man behind the bushes. He does not have candy, and if he does it will probably turn you into a toad. A very miserable and unlucky toad. 🐸
—Your local crayon collector.
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