Comrades, which one of you stole the pizza rolls?

Now I sincerely wished it wouldn't come to this, but it has gone too far! The freezer is a barren wasteland. The ice cream, the popsicles, even the ice is missing! And worst of all, so is the pizza rolls. To whomever is the culprit, come forth before I personally destroy your walls.

If you are one of my siblings, be prepared to have crayons stuffed down your throat.