Quotes that make you laugh every time?

Here are some of mine:

Can't remember. Roughly. (gruff) Can't remember.

(muffled) FUCK! WHY AM I AWAKE SO EARLY?

Here comes Jabba the Flaps.

Get ket, do bummed.

Do girls just get random... They'll be like "oh I'm wet now"

I'm not fucked by a horse.