What are you favorite quotes from the show?

Here are mine:

1.) V: “They’re just cards Eve, there’s no such thing as fate.” E: “Really, what’s this then?”

2.) “the shoulder.. Eve the SHOULDER??”

3.) “Take me to the hooole!”

4.) “I despise breakfast, it’s just constant eggs. Who decided?”

5.) E: “We would never make it that long. We’d consume each other before we got old” V: “That sounds kind of nice”

6.) “Eve I’m at your work!!! Everyone here is really strange”

7.) Eve putting mustard on fries… V: “you’re a psychopath” E: “I like mustard!” V: “That’s messed up” E: “I’M the psychopath?…please” V: “what?”

8.) V: “You hired me to kill you? That’s so stupid! What if I hit you with a car… what if I shot you?” E: “You wouldn’t.” V: “I wouldn’t?… “

So many great one-liners in this show 😩