[TTT] GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN. TRASH TALK'S BACK. YOUR TEAM SUCKS.

YEAH I KNOW THE TITLE DOESN'T RHYME. GIVE ME A BREAK, I JUST GOT BACK FROM WORK TRAVEL IN SAN JOSE AND I'M STILL FEELING A BIT NAUSEATED FROM BEING ABLE TO SEE PAYPAL PARK FROM MY HOTEL WINDOW. COMPLETELY UNRELATED QUESTION, HOW MUCH SHOULD I HAVE TIPPED THE CLEANING CREW? I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO GET VOMIT OUT OF BLACKOUT CURTAINS.

MLS IS BACK, FUCKERS! WE HAVE A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF DOPE-ASS NEW KITS AND ALSO OTHERS (DALLAS) SO GET READY TO BE EVEN MORE POOR. 

AND SPEAKING OF MONEY, WE HAVE NEW MECHANISMS FOR TRADE BETWEEN THE TEAMS. YOU ALREADY LOVE (AND DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND) GAM AND TAM. LET'S INTRODUCE THE NEWEST ADDITIONS: USING LEGITIMATE FUCKING CURRENCY (I.E. REAL ACTUAL MONEY, OR "RAM") AND WHATEVER THE HELL THE GALAXY DID TO GET ALLOCATION MONEY FROM DC IN EXCHANGE FOR... MORE ALLOCATION MONEY THE NEXT YEAR (FUTURE ALLOCATION MONEY, OR "FAM". THE YOUTHS WILL LOVE THAT ONE). ANYTHING ASIDE FROM LETTING TEAMS SPEND MORE MONEY TO ACQUIRE AND RETAIN QUALITY PLAYERS. 

LET'S ALL WELCOME THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE MLS AND TRASH TALK FAM, SAN DIEGO FC. CONGRATULATIONS ON STARTING YOUR EXISTENCE IN THE MOST BORING AND GENERIC WAY POSSIBLE. GOOD CALL ON NOT TRYING ANYTHING EXCITING TO ENTICE XOLOS FANS LIVING IN SD. BUT HEY, AT LEAST YOUR CREST FEATURES MEGATRONS CHROME BUTTHOLE SO YOU HAVE THAT GOING FOR YOU.

TO THE LOYAL SDFC FANS, I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY GOOD LUCK AND EAT SHIT. I HOPE YOUR FIRST SEASON IS A MISERABLE EXPERIENCE OF LOSSES AND EMBARRASSMENT.

I'M HAPPY TO SAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2025: FLAIR UP, CAPS ON, AND BE READY TO ONCE AGAIN GET NOTHING DONE ON THE WEEKENDS!