Lights Out by Navessa Allen

My favourite out of context quotes in no particular order, all of these made me laugh out loud.

“”What the fuck?” she said. “Are you listening to me somehow? How the hell do I disable the microphone on a laptop?” Well, I’m certainly not telling you, I sent back.”

“”This is something I’ve dreamed about for months, and I’m not going to deny myself a chance to touch you just because we’re in a fight.” Awww. Our first official fight.”

“She looked more relaxed than a moment ago, like her back was no longer up now that she didn’t suspect me. Mwah ha ha ha ha. My evil plan was working. Step one: get Aly to drop her guard. Step two: fuck her on this couch. Oh, wait, no. I’d skipped a few steps somewhere.”

“She raised her voice to a much higher register, sounding like a munchkin. “Nooo. Don’t flush us, Josh. We’re aliiive.””

“”LOL?” she yelled. “LOL, you motherfucker?””

I finished this book within 24 hours, and it was exactly what I needed🫠