Total Elf Death

Kill elves. Behead elves. Roundhouse kick an elf into the concrete. Slam dunk an elven baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy mer. Defecate in an elf’s food. Launch elves into Magnus. Stir fry elves in a wok. Toss elves into Red Mountain. Urinate into an elf’s Dwemer oil tank. Goutfang throw elves into a wood mill. Twist elves’ heads off. Report elves to the Imperial Census. Whispering Claw chop elves in half. Curb stomp pregnant high elves. Trap elves in quicksand. Crush elves in the Dwemer compactor. Liquefy elves in a vat of poison. Eat elves. Dissect elves. Exterminate elves in the poisonous fumes in Calcelmo’s lab. Stomp elven skulls with steel plate boots. Cremate elves in the oven. Lobotomize elves. Mandatory abortions for elves. Grind elven fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown elves in fried chicken grease. Vaporize elves with Pelinal’s left hand. Kick old elves down the stairs. Feed elves to alits. Slice elves with an akaviri blade.