Some Reddit mods think Bob Sacamano is real!

I was placed on a three day ban from another sub on Reddit for posting a comment wherein I mentioned "my friend Bob Scamano" and some problems he had at work. The mods messaged me stating that I had violated the privacy rule by posting Bob's personal information. Despite my response explaining the joke, the mods reiterated the violation and kept the ban in place. I guess, living your life in your mom's basement eating Funyuns and smelling your farts creates a peculiar sense of power.