"Excuse me, do you work here?"

So I called into another shop after my shift this morning, still in full Tesco uniform. No sooner had I picked up what I needed some guy asks if I work there and can I help him, I paused for a moment in case he was joking with me, but his blank stare confirmed otherwise.

Which shop was I in you ask? Maybe Aldi? Similar uniform at a glance, easy mistake to make.

Nope, it was Halfords, fucking Halfords.