Heyo! So I know me and smiles don’t get along much (or at all), but at the end of the day, we’re real pals! (His face don’t show up on camera, ignore it)That_Porn

That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Heyo! So I know me and smiles don’t get along much (or at all), but at the end of the day, we’re real pals! (His face don’t show up on camera, ignore it)

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Eheheheheh i love tihs freakin catt so muuuuuhc 💖💖💖🥰💖🥰💖💖😘🥰

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Hangin out with my costars after a shoot. Now I may not hang out with them or talk to them or know their names, but I’d say we’ve got somethin special, yknow? How do you dingus’s like your jobs

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Sup biatches! I decided to put some work in today. Check this lady, huh? Fuckin starstruck. Look I know I was on this “self improvement” shit but… I got some perspective, alright? Who wants to book a session?

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Hey guys! To help Improve myself more I decided to get this audiobook, first step was getting a brand new couch (which leads to a brand new attitude). They said I “had to let go of the burdens of my life sofa.” (Or maybe my life so far I dunno). Remember I value you! #Thankyouforbeingafriend #PANTS

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Yknow what? Fuck this depressive spiral shit! I’m focusing on myself today! I’m gonna get a burger and not feel guilty! I’m gonna wear comfy clothes and not feel like a gotta be sexy! I’m gonna hang out with Nuggs and feel ok! Today is gonna be a good fuckin day.

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

I’m so fucking tired, man. Like actually. Not even the type where I want to go on a bender. I’m just tired. I don’t want to go to work, don’t want to hang out with anyone from the hotel, I don’t even want to get out of bed. Literally all I’ve done all day is feed Nuggs and smoke. Going back to bed.

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Heyyyy umm… I’m- I’m really really really really -really really- high right now. And I don’t… don’t actually know where I am? Heh… that’s probably like bad. Umm… can someone pick me up? I feel weird…

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Well I guess that’s that.

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Some day soon I’ll wake up and this will all have just been a bad dream.

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Heyo! Guess which two sinners got real drunk and did the big sex? We diiiiid!

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Heyo! So uhh… Nuggs saw the mail man and HOW DID I NEVER KNOW HE COULD DO THIS!?

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Hey yeah sorry I haven’t been posting, I’ve been helping my girl Cherri with some turf war bs. How have yous been?

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

To celebrate the coming of summer, make sure to see “Angel Dust In: Summer-Suck”! In theaters now (if you live in hell, otherwise you’re fucked). I’m not being told to make this ad at gunpoint and willingly participated in the filming.

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Hi guys {are these your fans, baby cakes?} most of em. {well hello there. I’m Valentino, of the Vees. And it’s come to my attention that silly Angel here has been misrepresenting my brand. So we will be holding a Q&A as to give both of our non monitored perspectives on fan questions.} uhh… yeah

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

:/

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Sup bitchos. Anyone know this fuck-ass bitch I saw in the hotel today? Hes really short. Anyway how are yous doing?

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Was gonna post but like… don’t wanna. Uhhhhhhhh anyone want stories about funny shit that happened while I was working? I dunno

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Hey fuckers. So I need someone to watch Nuggs while I’m out, but I don’t trust just anyone to do it! Tell me what you’d do if you were babysitting Fat Nuggets and I’ll CONSIDER letting you

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Im really really really really high! Ask me anything's you wanna! You send me questions and l'll answer that shit! No hold barred, I'll cut a bitch!

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

To help with bonding or whatever, Chuck wanted me and Vagina to do a Q&A together. {my name is Vaggie, addict} yeah fuck you too, Vag. So we’ll answer your questions, but we won’t be happy about it.

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Heyo! I’m about to get started with a shoot (gotta earn my keep, after all), but I was wonderin. Since I’m always hired for sex, if yall had me for one hour to do a non sex thing, what would that be?

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

SUP BITCHES!? Guess who finally found his phone after 23 days? Turns out Nuggs ate it so I bought a new one (he’ll be fine, he ate a blender once). Sooo what’s new with yous?

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Yknow, when I was alive I was something like a hero to Molly. Probably because even though I was a cruel motherfucker I did actually look out for my own. She would sometimes call me her angel. How about that.

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That_Porn_Spider

1 min ago

Sup internets! My employee review was relatively favorable and my night with Val was also kinda fun for what it was, but I’m headed back to the hotel now. How are you fuckers doin this fine morning?

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