Lilith was annoyed. Adam had gone rogue with Eve, totally ghosting her. She needed to hook up with Lucifer (whom she called Lucy) to bring about the END OF DAYS. She was stoked. First, get an idiot elected president and create havoc on mankind. Second, order the blood of her enemies served neat.
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Pablo had hit rock bottom. His wife left him, and he lost his job, the kids, the house, and Bob, the family's pet gerbil. As he sat having done enough cocaine to jack up an entire nation, he realized something. He had a career as a Colombian drug lord. Things were truly looking up!
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Aldric the vampire was getting bored of sucking the life out of others. It wasn't as satisfying as it was 247 years ago. Beatrix stared at him. They were supposed to be at murder brunchies. "Come on, Al!" she screeched, hangrily. "Suck it, Bea" he said grumpily. She left him and totally did suck it.
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She was an agent—a powerhouse spy for MI6. Daniella had married Liam in a deep cover to infiltrate his syndicate of illegal weapons distribution, and she had been made. "Clean up this mess, 003" said her boss, Metreweli. Daniella nodded. She was tasked with the torture and murder of Liam.
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Faraji left his wife because she hated him with "the fiery passion of a supernova," and went on a walkabout. While out in the bush, he discovered his most authentic self. As he embraced his newfound identity, he changed his pronouns on his dating profile to self-obsessed and bastard. Finally, free!
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Collin and LeAnne went through a grueling divorce. They signed papers. They hated everything. But, in a moment of crazy, they decided to divorce party their tail feathers off at a swingers' resort in Cancun. They never remarried, but instead led a heathen life and fell in lust again.
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Caesar worked in the King's Guard at Buckingham Palace. During his duty, he stood in complete statuesque stillness. But at night, he would sneak off to the rollerskating discotheque, Studio 54.2. There he met his next ex-husband, adorably referred to as "The Devil." He drove a Tesla.
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Meredith was a world-renowned ballet dancer. When she stepped out onto the stage, she was met with awe. That evening, before performing, she signed divorce papers, which utterly shattered her. She won the Prima Ballerina Assoluta that night, never remarrying, and only keeping disposable boy toys.
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Petunia was finally divorced and headed to a month-long spa retreat. As she entered the saltwater bath, she truly felt born again, shedding the negativity of James and reinvigorating her Goddess power. That's when she met Guillermo, the smokin' hot masseuse. Boy, could he rub a girl down.
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Gaya was soaked to the bone, angrily sulking. Bobby had left her for some woman named Bobbi, which would make it easier on him, given that he always cried out his own name during sex. "Oh, Bobby!" he would cry. Fact was, he loved himself more than anyone else. "What a jackass," she proclaimed.
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Parker was a pop-art icon. Widely known as a dreamy dreamboat, he was also a total player. He married only once, and that ended badly because he was banging a different woman or man every night. "Keep this up and you're pecker is going to fall off!" said Sonia as she left. She was right, and it did.
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Ace Steele was a PI. Working for Mrs. Quinn, he sat hidden, capturing photos of her soon-to-be ex-husband, Frank, with some bottle-blond tramp in stilettos outside of the Bunny Bird Club. "Gotchya," said Ace as he captured a dozen damning photos. He posted them to BokTalk tagged #cheatercaught.
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Sunder had a look about him that suggested he could murder you in half a second without so much as a blink. And he had always attracted women who loved bad boys. Truth was, he was a vegan organic farmer from Eugene, Oregon. Naturally, this killed his first marriage to Becky, a big-game hunter.
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Ophelia, widely regarded as one of the most beautiful women on earth, was no longer interested in the paparazzi fanfare. After her divorce from Lakshmi, all she could think about was moving to a remote jungle to live as a hermit writer. The thought became fleeting when she met Coco, the supermodel.
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Tobias had been single for over ten years, post-divorce, and had not had a single date. He bought a small cabin on the lake, fishing every morning, then heading off to his lucrative job as a superstar ghost hunter. That's when he met Calliope. Sure, she was dead, but they immediately fell in love.
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Carlos was in love with Corva. But she was in love with an ideological conclusion. Her divorce was vivid and inspirational.
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Constance was in absolute shock. Not only had her divorce just gone through, but she won the lottery for over a billion dollars. As she thought about buying an island, she also thought about the fact that her former husband wouldn't be getting a damn dime. She smiled and bought a bottle of Dom.
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Eddie, newly split from his husband Terrance, got a makeover. He was ready to immediately get down with some other birds, in a very, shall we say, *loose* fashion. With his new do, he hit the clubs like a sexy beast in heat.
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Sonia sat in deep meditation, completely pissed off, but attempting to go back to positive thoughts. Brad left her for a dumb hen he met at the local watering hole. Between them, they had an IQ of 12, she mused. Deep breaths and divorce, and lead with love, or whatever. "F**k," she squawked.
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Fortuna's jaw dropped. Not only had her husband just left her, but he left her for her best friend, Marcos. It was a betrayal of epic proportions.
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Mabel had been divorced for about a week and was starting to get the hang of being a free bird. Her husband Bob had been controlling and jealous. She decided it was time for a change, leaving her job as an assistant to take on a lucrative modeling contract with L'Oreal Paris. Bob was furious.
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Professor Fluffapatamous was renowned for his unusual approach to teaching. He was extraordinarily fluffy, had opposable thumbs, and was thinking about becoming an exotic dancer. After the divorce, he was ready to engage a new party stage. Glenda was a mean witch after all.
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224-Y was an alien architect from planet Zacheigantu. Post-divorce from 631-T, she popped over to Earth for some high-end beetle cuisine. As she stepped out on the town, paparazzi were snapping pics. She won the World's Most Beautiful Woman that year. "Again," she said, in exasperation.
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Princess was grumpy, but couldn't properly communicate it without people laughing at her. She had an incredibly high-pitched voice that no one took seriously except Stanley, who had longed for Princess to notice him. And that day, she did. He was wearing a head-to-toe sequinned onesie. She swooned.
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Babs was so excited. After three years of post-divorce therapy, she received her PhD from Harvard in "OMG, Finally." As she went to celebrate at "That One Bar," Babs hooked her talon eyeballs onto this chick named Wednesday, and it was game sexy on. ❤️🔥💥
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